Every once in a while I come across a profile with enumerated conditions for friend requests. Kinda like this one: RULES FOR FRIENDSHIP 1. No Content, No Add. Only dick pics as content, No add. Nothing in common, No add. If your profile seems fake or your amateur content seems stolen, No add AND a Block. 2. Any rude, hateful, or racist comments will be removed and you'll be blocked. 3. We will not be camming or skyping with you 4. If you like our profile, vids, or pics then be nice and COMMENT ON THEM!! Show some love, we'll show it right back. 5. If you like us and want to be cl Přečíst více
Why I Don't Delete Disparaging Deposits Any M
Why I Don't Delete Disparaging Deposits Any More I just got a PM from a Newbie asking why she gets downvotes. She'd noticed on the ONE gallery she'd posted that she got a LOT of downvotes. The pics were of her and she is a VERY pretty girl! Not even porn pics, just nice pics of a pretty girl! Anyway, she'd seen where I'd commented somewhere on my profile about down voters and she just wanted to ask me what I knew about the bastads who do all the down voting. Well, if you know me at all you know that I wrote back to her with one of my usual long drawn out discourses. I do pride my Přečíst více
It's a Strange, Strange World We Live In
It's a Strange, Strange World We Live In You encounter the most fascinating people on this website! I know it takes all kinds to make the world go 'round, but it seems like you get the cream of the crop here. First of all you get the ever popular pop-up friend requester. Out of the clear blue you get a friend request. No advance notice. No introduction. No nothing. Just a friend request. Usually it's somebody new, and more often than not he or she (usually he, but even if it is a “she” it's still as often as not a he) has absolutely nada in their profile. Not a blessed thing! Přečíst více
HTS - Dream, Dream, Dream
Hallie the Slut - Dream, Dream, Dream Hallie rushed home thinking about the taste of John's sperm. What a thing to think about! It's a good thing noone can read people's minds! She giggled to herself. When she got home she ran upstairs, took a shower, brushed her teeth and fell on her bed exhausted. How would you like to taste your d4ddy's cum? A voice asked her as soon as she nodded off. She was dreaming, or was it a nightmare?! Who was that who asked me that?! Out of the mist of her imagination a female's form slowly appeared. It was definitely a Přečíst více
A Thanksgiving Proclamation, 1789
Thanksgiving Proclamation Issued by President George Washington, at the request of Congress, on October 3, 1789 By the President of the United States of America, a Proclamation. Whereas it is the duty of all nations to acknowledge the providence of Almighty God, to obey His will, to be grateful for His benefits, and humbly to implore His protection and favor; and—Whereas both Houses of Congress have, by their joint committee, requested me “to recommend to the people of the United States a day of public thanksgiving and prayer, to be observed by acknowledging with grateful hearts the m Přečíst více
HTS - At the Glory Hole
Hallie the Slut - At the Glory Hole After Hallie and Fred uncoupled (which took them a couple of minutes. Their muscles were tight from the climax they'd just had) the crew helped the ladies clean up the kitchen, then Jessie went upstairs to take a shower. As everybody was leaving Hallie remembered that she had not fucked Henry yet and she wanted to. Oh, well. She thought. Another time, maybe. Gotta save some for later, I guess. The crew were picking up where they left off outside and Hallie went upstairs to clean up with Jessie. They were both exhausted from th Přečíst více
HTS: A Good Time Was Had By All
HTS: A Good Time Was Had By All Breathing heavily, Henry gave his cock a few more lovingly gentle strokes, being careful not to touch the head as he waited to calm down. He wondered if the two girls noticed him noticing them, but the idea that they were watching him jack off sent him over the edge. He hadn't considered that they might come to the window when he went behind the wood pile to relieve his tensions. He thought it wicked good to know that they were watching him spew his spunk, though. There's just something about having an audience, especially when the audience is the objec Přečíst více
Some Appropriate Cock Avatars
There are TOOOOO many guys on here who think they should use a picture of a penis as their avatars. NOOObody wants to see that! Not ANY girls want to see your dinkus, and most hetero guys (And dare I say most gay and bi guys don't want to see them, either)! So I thought I'd post some suggestions of things that might be apropos for those of you who insist that you want a phallic symbol plastered on potential friends' walls. Think about it, people. I certainly don't want a pic of your dick on MY wall of friends!! Look at MY avatar. It's a GIF of Lexi Belle spreading her gorgeous, del Přečíst více
A Most Amazing Blowie!
I don't generally do this but these are some of the most amazing GIFs I've ever seen and I just HAD to put them in here someplace. This is the way I like to be sucked: Přečíst více
HTS – All I Have To Do is Dream
HTS – All I Have To Do is Dream Finally Hallie got her strength back and climbed the stairs on shaky legs to go check on her friend, Jessie. Jessie was still asleep naked in Hallie's bed so Hallie climbed in with her. Jessie woke half-way up and with sleepy eyes she smiled at Hallie and threw her arm across Hallie's naked body. She then fell back to sleep. Hallie was so exhausted from her power fuck with Jesus that she fell asleep, too. When you think about something just before you f4ll asleep you often times dream about it. This is especially true if you're ex4usted when you do. Přečíst více