My Mexican Fart Whore Roomate
She started doing it a couple of months ago.
"Watch this!", Maria says. Standing bare ass in front of me she spreads her brown cheeks so I can see her exposed butthole., Squeezing the bud a few times she breaks wind loudly just inches from my face. She laughs hysterically and so do I. I can smell her fart all over the room. Really pungent!
I have to admit it was funny as hell. My man Daryl came over to party and we couldn't wait to tell him about it. We got high and Daryl and I were lying together on the couch. Out of the bathroom comes Maria with her ass hanging out, steps in front of us, spreads her cheeks and farts so loud we can't believe a female can pass that much gas. The smell is truly toxic. Daryl cracks up.
Maria was really enjoying her newfound talent and one day she took it up a notch. "Hey Lauren, come in here!" I hear Maria calling from the bathroom when I am cleaning the kitchen. I step in the bathroom and she is sitting on the toilet with her panties down around her ankles. I can see a little, wet shit stain on the crotch of her pink underwear.
She is smiling and looks up at me before she lifts her ass a little off the seat to release a long, bubbling wet fart. "Oh God, this bitch is going to take a full-on shit right in front of me," I think to myself. I should run out of the bathroom but for some reason I am fascinated. I have never watched another female empty her bowels before although I have heard them doing it in the stalls of the strip club where I work.
After she farts a few times I start to hear Maria's turds dropping into the bowl. She is smiling from ear to ear and emptying her intestines very loudly. Something about being watched while on the toilet is a huge turn on for the Latina slut.
She is holding toilet paper and opens her legs wide so I can see the huge pile of crap floating in the can. Handily, she begins wiping her asshole with her arm behind her back to avoid pushing shit into her pussy while giggling loudly. To finish the show she holds up the shit-soiled paper toward me like showing off a toy. "You like that?," she asks before standing up. She pulls up her drawers and leaves the the bowl full of turd logs for me to flush. I can't believe a Mexican bitch who weighs 130 pounds could drop so much shit. What a pile!
Maria stopped farting for a while until one day when I come home and open the apartment door quietly to keep from waking her up because both of us like to sleep during the day. Her bedroom door is slightly cracked so I peek in to see if she is there. To my shock Daryl is lying on the bed on his stomach and Maria is rubbing her brown asshole all over his nose. Before she realizes I am there she farts loudly right on his face and nose.
I turn away unnoticed and sneak out the door so they don't know I was there. I am mad as hell and Maria's fart show is no longer funny. I can't believe Daryl likes the smell of her shit!
I head to the Taco Shack up the street and order six soft bean tacos with green sauce. Eating every bite I plot my revenge.
After a couple of hours I head home and again quietly enter the apartment. I see that Maria's door is cracked open but this time she is asleep on her back snoring with her mouth wide open. I unfasten my pants and pull down my panties. Shimmying over to the bed I lower my sweat-soaked ass over Maria's face and start squeezing my sphincter over and over. When I feel ready, I drop my asshole onto Maria's nose and let out a foul, ringing, stinking bean taco fart across her nostrils and mouth. Before she jumps up I notice a little brown string of shit has come out and is hanging off her upper lip.
When she realizes what's happening she starts cursing me out in Spanish and I watch her flee to the bathroom sink to wipe off her fouled face.The shit string is swinging around just below her left nostril. I laugh at her loudly as I watch her washing and spitting in the sink. I'm thinking she'll puke for sure but she brushes her teeth.
Maria's "Fart Shit Show" is now officially over. It's not so funny fucking anymore.
"Watch this!", Maria says. Standing bare ass in front of me she spreads her brown cheeks so I can see her exposed butthole., Squeezing the bud a few times she breaks wind loudly just inches from my face. She laughs hysterically and so do I. I can smell her fart all over the room. Really pungent!
I have to admit it was funny as hell. My man Daryl came over to party and we couldn't wait to tell him about it. We got high and Daryl and I were lying together on the couch. Out of the bathroom comes Maria with her ass hanging out, steps in front of us, spreads her cheeks and farts so loud we can't believe a female can pass that much gas. The smell is truly toxic. Daryl cracks up.
Maria was really enjoying her newfound talent and one day she took it up a notch. "Hey Lauren, come in here!" I hear Maria calling from the bathroom when I am cleaning the kitchen. I step in the bathroom and she is sitting on the toilet with her panties down around her ankles. I can see a little, wet shit stain on the crotch of her pink underwear.
She is smiling and looks up at me before she lifts her ass a little off the seat to release a long, bubbling wet fart. "Oh God, this bitch is going to take a full-on shit right in front of me," I think to myself. I should run out of the bathroom but for some reason I am fascinated. I have never watched another female empty her bowels before although I have heard them doing it in the stalls of the strip club where I work.
After she farts a few times I start to hear Maria's turds dropping into the bowl. She is smiling from ear to ear and emptying her intestines very loudly. Something about being watched while on the toilet is a huge turn on for the Latina slut.
She is holding toilet paper and opens her legs wide so I can see the huge pile of crap floating in the can. Handily, she begins wiping her asshole with her arm behind her back to avoid pushing shit into her pussy while giggling loudly. To finish the show she holds up the shit-soiled paper toward me like showing off a toy. "You like that?," she asks before standing up. She pulls up her drawers and leaves the the bowl full of turd logs for me to flush. I can't believe a Mexican bitch who weighs 130 pounds could drop so much shit. What a pile!
Maria stopped farting for a while until one day when I come home and open the apartment door quietly to keep from waking her up because both of us like to sleep during the day. Her bedroom door is slightly cracked so I peek in to see if she is there. To my shock Daryl is lying on the bed on his stomach and Maria is rubbing her brown asshole all over his nose. Before she realizes I am there she farts loudly right on his face and nose.
I turn away unnoticed and sneak out the door so they don't know I was there. I am mad as hell and Maria's fart show is no longer funny. I can't believe Daryl likes the smell of her shit!
I head to the Taco Shack up the street and order six soft bean tacos with green sauce. Eating every bite I plot my revenge.
After a couple of hours I head home and again quietly enter the apartment. I see that Maria's door is cracked open but this time she is asleep on her back snoring with her mouth wide open. I unfasten my pants and pull down my panties. Shimmying over to the bed I lower my sweat-soaked ass over Maria's face and start squeezing my sphincter over and over. When I feel ready, I drop my asshole onto Maria's nose and let out a foul, ringing, stinking bean taco fart across her nostrils and mouth. Before she jumps up I notice a little brown string of shit has come out and is hanging off her upper lip.
When she realizes what's happening she starts cursing me out in Spanish and I watch her flee to the bathroom sink to wipe off her fouled face.The shit string is swinging around just below her left nostril. I laugh at her loudly as I watch her washing and spitting in the sink. I'm thinking she'll puke for sure but she brushes her teeth.
Maria's "Fart Shit Show" is now officially over. It's not so funny fucking anymore.
před 1 měsíc
